No, it's not a dodgy seventies porno DVD. A group of Danish schoolgirls are in trouble for stripping naked and engaging in "lesbian" kisses during their annual strip tease competition (or rather in trouble for getting caught on film). Only in Denmark would you have schoolgirls (and boys) doing a striptease for teachers to win better seats at the canteen. They are only supposed to strip to their underwear and not go all the way, as they did this year. The school has no plans to abolish the competition. Quite right! It should be introduced more generally!
Denmark, what a very civilised country! Agent Triple P is very much looking forward to his trip to Copenhagen next month!