Millie Mackintosh is one of the stars of the largely fake reality show Made in Chelsea which, as far as Triple P can see, involves a lot of Sloanes being pursued by particularly slimy Arabs. Or not. It's very popular with fifteen year olds anyway but is not the sort of thing we would be interested in watching. Miss Mackintosh appears to be not remotely interesting in any way other than the fact that she is the heiress to the Mackintoshes chocolate fortune. That, as one of Triple P's own Sloaney friends would have said, means that her money is "trade" and she is, as a result, socially demeaned.
She appears to be the girlfriend of a particularly talentless and charismatically challenged DJ/rapper who calls himself Professor Green (who is white - there is nothing sadder than a white rapper). We have caught several of his "performances" on TV and they are particularly tragic. Enjoy your fifteen minutes Millie and anyway you always have the Quality Street to fall back on.